This is a video I made back in early ’07, I got clips from Google Images and made some with MS Paint and then synchronized the clips to Demetri Martin audio.
November 4, 2007 – One Million Views in 288 Days!
March 13, 2008 – 2 Million Views!
October 4, 2008 – 3 Million Views!
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Duration : 0:14:0
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location location …
location location location XD
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
My best friend …
My best friend quoted MOST of this in one go. How, I have no idea.
OMG!!! luvs it.
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OMG!!! luvs it.
They’re either working. Or they’e dead!
I like totally …
I like totally agree Krysta, this is the mot amazing video ever!!!
“the suburbs……. …
“the suburbs…….. u colda sack” XD LOL!!!!!
I watch this on a …
I watch this on a regular basis for the betterment of my mental health. This really is priceless.
this is like the …
this is like the most amazing video ever.
like for seriously.
“Pigeons have no …
“Pigeons have no sense of history.”
That’s pretty good and not just as a joke.
lmaoooo makes sense …
lmaoooo makes sense now, thanks! x]
That actually comes …
That actually comes from an earlier joke by him that goes like this:
Graffiti is the most passionate literature there is, you know? Its always like “Bush sucks!” or “U2 Rocks!”.
I want to make indifferent graffiti:
“Toy Story 2 was okay!”.
“I like Sheryl as a friend, but Im not sure about taking things further!”.
“This is a bridge”.
Oh My God Demetri …
Oh My God Demetri is so HILARIOUS!!
The pictures really added to the humour too, i nearly peed my pants, big fat LOL
this is his best …
this is his best video
“Excuse me, are you …
“Excuse me, are you cinnamon buns?”
“You bet your sweet I am.”
XD
he’s my all …
he’s my all time hero. (:
ive listened to …
ive listened to these jokes sooo many times.
but i laugh every single time.
stroner -> stronger*
stroner -> stronger*
to form a CONTRAST. …
to form a CONTRAST…
LADIES!
its was amazing.. i …
its was amazing.. i never met anyone with a conditional identity hahaha
It was just an …
It was just an example of something he would write on the bathroom wall.
i feel like my …
i feel like my washing machine is sneaky…
“What man, we’re jus hanging out in here. Nothin happenein, don’t worry about it. I’m a washing machine, not a show you how I do it machine”
[L.M.A.O]… XD
I <3 DEMETRI MARTIN!…his jokes are genious!
It’s a reference to …
It’s a reference to another of his jokes pertaining to graffiti. He says graffiti is so passionate, and he wants to make indifferent graffiti like, “Toy story 2 is okay!”
glitter is the …
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies!! LOL!
LOL he’s amazing!!! …
LOL he’s amazing!!! the only thing i never understood was the toy story part, help? lol
Are you ticklish?
…
Are you ticklish?
I have diarrhea.
Now don’t touch me, or you’ll make it come out.
And yes, I’m very ticklish.
hahaha dimitri martin is hilarious