Comments on: Demetri Martin – “The Jokes With Guitar”

By: ohchickehdee

ohchickehdee — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:06 +0000

LOL he’s amazing!!! …
LOL he’s amazing!!! the only thing i never understood was the toy story part, help? lol

By: Jackoman74

Jackoman74 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:06 +0000

Are you ticklish?

…
Are you ticklish?

I have diarrhea.
Now don’t touch me, or you’ll make it come out.

And yes, I’m very ticklish.

hahaha dimitri martin is hilarious

By: lesmel2009

lesmel2009 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:05 +0000

It’s a reference to …
It’s a reference to another of his jokes pertaining to graffiti. He says graffiti is so passionate, and he wants to make indifferent graffiti like, “Toy story 2 is okay!”

By: thentheyscream

thentheyscream — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:05 +0000

glitter is the …
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies!! LOL!

By: friskynoob

friskynoob — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:04 +0000

its was amazing.. i …
its was amazing.. i never met anyone with a conditional identity hahaha

By: SirRobertLudlum

SirRobertLudlum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:04 +0000

It was just an …
It was just an example of something he would write on the bathroom wall.

By: 09xSunnyDx13

09xSunnyDx13 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:04 +0000

i feel like my …
i feel like my washing machine is sneaky…
“What man, we’re jus hanging out in here. Nothin happenein, don’t worry about it. I’m a washing machine, not a show you how I do it machine”

[L.M.A.O]… XD
I <3 DEMETRI MARTIN!…his jokes are genious!

By: jojoanmcdonald

jojoanmcdonald — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:03 +0000

ive listened to …
ive listened to these jokes sooo many times.
but i laugh every single time.

By: benboudreau

benboudreau — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:03 +0000

stroner -> stronger*
stroner -> stronger*

By: dubhippy

dubhippy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:03 +0000

to form a CONTRAST. …
to form a CONTRAST…

LADIES!